The Petite Young Blonde and the Smellies

     The Petite Young Blonde would greatly appreciate if all the personal hygiene companies met and discussed  scent themes for their products.  Maybe there could be several new coordinated scents introduced per year.

     Why you ask? Yes, there are more important "stuff" to be concerned about, however, this is what hit her today as she was in the shower lathering her hair with Herbal Essence Totally Twisted Curls and Waves Shampoo and Conditioner with Lilac Infusion.  She then reached for the Nivea Touch of Bliss Apricot Blossom Scent with Fruit Essence body wash which was followed by Skintimate Moisturizing Creme Shave in a Soothing Petal fragrance. But wait, there's more! She finished off the shower with Olay Pore Defining Facial Scrub which at that point who knew if it had a smell; her nose had been inundated by a plethora of odors all ready.

     The after-shower routine only added to the scores of aromas.  Into her hair went the Pantene Curl Defining Scrunching Mousse and then the Pantene Classic Hair Spray.  That's what...three different smellies in her hair at that point?  The face needed some attention so she slapped on Olay eye cream and Olay Regenerist Micro Sculpting Cream.  No, even those two products didn't even smell the same. Other body parts were attended to with Suave Advanced Therapy Body Lotion and her hands love to be slathered with Nivea Original Moisture Daily Lotion.  Last, but not least, Sure Invisible Solid....Regular Scent.

     Good grief.  Oh wait! She forgot the final touch: Verscace Crystal Noir perfume.  That's a total of 11 different smellies.  She would like to know what the end result REALLY smells like, but by the end of the whole routine she can no longer tell.  Proof that all of this stuff needs some world-wide smell coordination. She'll be happy to head the research team.  While she's at it she'll work on shortening the names of the products as well.

     Then again, maybe none of this matters.   All the smellies probably cancel out each other anyway; maybe she just ends up smelling like the PYB: Lilac-Apricot-Blossom-Fruit-Essence-Petal-Pantenesque-Olayish-Nivea-Scented-Sauvy....Regular scent.