Saturday, October 30, 2010

Movie Review for October 30, 2010: Paranormal Activity 2 - Three Shades of Blonde out of Five

The PYB had a wonderful time with her Super Buff Gay Friend, V, Danita, Re and Jeanne today at the movie and then lunch at Bailey's afterwards.  Nothing like a green salad, lite beer and friends!

She attended the first Paranormal Activity movie with SBGF so, of course, they were planning to see the sequel together.  And, once again, they were grabbing each other at the spooky parts.  Poor Re kept getting elbowed by the PYB on one side of her and from Danita on the other side.  Re was the most reluctant to go since she is not a fan of horror movies and she did not jump one time!  The rest of the group yelped and squirmed in their seats. Those who had seen PA1 agreed that it wasn't as scary as the first one.  It was maybe more disturbing than horrifying, perhaps, because a baby is involved (no spoilers).

What the PYB liked best was how this story was concurrent with the first movie.  PA2 took place in the house of Dan and Kristi who have two children, a teenager and a new baby.  PA1 happened in the home of Micah and Katie, who also show up in the sequel.  Both movies take place in same time frame so each house has demonic activity going on; but it isn't spoken about much between households.  Kristi and Katie are sisters and have a mysterious childhood that is referenced briefly.  The PYB predicts that the next PA movie will address that, "you don't want to be like mother."  Very intriguing.

Friday, October 15, 2010

The Petite Young Blonde, Sam and Dean: Things She has Learned from Watching Supernatural

35.  Hellhounds; you can’t see them, but they can sure as hell see you.  And, yes, their bark is as bad as their bite…run!

34.  Children who have contact with demons are sure to need plenty of therapy.

33.  It’s a bad sign when a bunch of reapers have gathered; have an angel handy or…run!

32.  Monsters are equal opportunity killers…run!

This was Sam's girlfriend. Same thing happened to their mom.
31.  Objects can be attached to ghosts so just be careful what you divvy up from Aunt Millie’s estate.

30.  Being a demon hunter is hard on your family life.

29. When at a crossroads don’t offer a deal to a hot guy/girl who suddenly pops in.  You could be making a deal with your soul as the price tag…run!

She is not what she appears to be....

28.  Buying antique portraits can be hazardous to your to your health.  They might have hanger-on ghosties attached to them…run!

27.  Angels are just bad-asses with wings who fight for good.

26.  You CAN go to hell and back.

25.  Do NOT investigate strange noises in the basement.  It never works out well…run!

24.  Scarecrows are freaky-deeky.  If it looks at you…run!

23.  The Apocalypse is not for the feint of heart.

22.  Everyone needs a friend like Bobby; a drop-everything-be-there-when-you-need-him-help-you-bury-the-body-type of friend.

21.  Withdrawal from demon blood is hell.  Just say no!

20.  There are some really tacky hotel/motels out there.

19.  “Being inhabited by an angel is like being chained to a convent." (Castiel)
Castiel the angel.

18.  Buy a platform bed. Nothing can hide or drag you under it.

17.  Salt is a very important substance! Have lots of it on hand for demon emergencies and be sure to put salt in windowsills and doorways. Demons can’t cross a salt line.  You can also make a circle around yourself.

16.  Latin: learn it. It’s a need-to-know language when expelling demons from your neighbors.

15.  Shape shifters cannot touch silver so keep a silver fork on your person.

14.  Rock salt: when shot from a gun will dispel ghosts.

13.  DO NOT PARK over sewer grates! Creepy things will crawl out and pull you down into the muck with it.

 12. You can’t kill a trickster – it’ll trick you too fast to get a good shot off…run!
He's not dead; he's just trickin'.

11. Beware of anyone with black, white or yellow eyes. They are obviously harboring a demon…run!

10. Blinking lights and a sudden gush of cold air do not mean the electricity is funky or the air conditioner has kicked in…run!

9. Sulphur smell: it’s not just rotten eggs or a science experiment…run!

8.  Always have a sarcastic comment ready to use when in a tight spot.

7. If windy-up toys start on their own….run!

6. Holy water is good to have around to help identify possible demons.  Throw it on the “person” and then run!
Can't be too careful.

5. Ghouls are harder to pick out than shapeshifters.

4. Good muscle tone is important, too, when finding oneself in a tight spot.

3. Dean’s car, a ’67 Chevy Impala, is a HOT car!

2. Creepy little kids are really creepy little demons. Especially, creepy little white girls. Angels inhabiting human bodies are more people-friendly than demons who are inhabiting human bodies; but not by much.

And the NUMBER ONE thing the PYB has learned from watching Supernatural is....Sam is H O T Dean is a rock star!   

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You are now prepared to fend off the things that go bump in the night.

Friday, October 1, 2010

The Petite Jeune Fille Brunette Has Her Say

or...Boys are Stupid, Throw Rocks at Them

I'm done.
I'm through.
You used to make me happy,
But now I'm blue.
What ever happened to jokes we used share?
Or the way we just didn't care?
Now, it's like I'm not ever there...
I've played your game,
And I'm sick of the show.
Just tell me now, or just leave, just go.
I'm a stronger person, than you will ever be,
Because I know what's right for me.
You can tell me that everything's fine.
But I already know, you'll never be mine.
So, stop with the pulling
Of my stings that are attached.
Just cut it, just like you did the last.
I'm telling you this now, 
Because I've finally figured it out.
You mean to jerk me around,
So I'll never have a doubt.
You can give it up,
Cause I'm just done with your tricks.
You're just another filthy bundle of lies and sticks.
What's sad is that,
You used to be,
A wonderful guy.
But now I'm learning,
That I'm just another one of your ties.
Wrapped around your finger, and wound so tight.
It's like I'm a puppet.
But guess what sparky?
That's ending tonight.
If friends is all we can be, then so be it.
I'm tired of your screwing around.
Your excuses.
Your whining.
I'm done with this never-ending flirtation.
It's rather annoying.
So lets just stop it now, cause I'm tired of the lies.
I'm not a child, so just shut up and try.
I see that you like other people,
And I'm not entirely surprised that you do.
But you know buddy, 
The only person I like, 
Is you.
So, you're acting like a jackass,
When you say the same things,
To all your ladies and then me.
This is what I wish I could say,
To your face right now.
And then walk along home, 
In a billowy cloud.
Knowing that I won,
And the truth was told.
Then you go home, to your small dark hole.
And I am the one on the other end of the pole.
Smiling and happy,
Like I always should.
Cause you don't deserve what I have.
Or what I offer.
I've realized this now,
Thanks to a friend.
And you can go screw yourself.
I'm done. This is the end.

The moral of this story is - don't mess with the affections of the PJFB. She'll come back at you like a spider monkey.